i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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