he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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