they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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