so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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