Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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