it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i think i just lost a toe
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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