what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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