Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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