everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He felt like a one man threesome
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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BRING THE BAGELS
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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