Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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