i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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