I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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