Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
wow bdsm is so cute
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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