yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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