I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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