so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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