I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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