that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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