The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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