Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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