Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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