I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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