Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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