There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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