Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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