If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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