they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.