When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!