So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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