I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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