Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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