The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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