My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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