4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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