IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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