batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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