We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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