shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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