I got chris browned last night
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i think i have two assholes
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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