i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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