what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize