The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just made out with a guy for $7.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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