Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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