What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He shit in the fireplace
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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