dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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