weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We named our party play list daddy issues
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.