i just google imaged poop.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.