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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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