people are starting to question the shark bite story
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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