apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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