Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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