So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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