I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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