There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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