yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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