so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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